Friday Fish Joke: Two Priests, A Rabbi and 13 Mackerel

I was going to keep this to include in my Friday Fish post for tomorrow but it is so good I decided to post it today.  

H/T to Fr. Tim Byron SJ at Schola Affectus blog.




2 priests and a Rabbi go fishing and haul in 13 mackerel. 

At the end of the day they start to argue about how much fish they should keep, and how much they should give to charity.

The first priest says, “Look we draw a circle on the ground, climb this ladder and throw the fish down. 

However many fish land inside the circle, that is clearly what God wants us to give away. “

The second priest says, “No no no!!! Look we draw a circle on the ground, climb this ladder and throw the fish down. 

However many fish land outside the circle, that is clearly what God wants us to give away. “

The Rabbi says, “No no no no!!! Look we draw a circle on the ground, climb this ladder and throw the fish way up in the air, and what ever God wants he will keep. “


 
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