A poor man walking in the forest felt close enough to God to ask, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replied, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."
The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
God replied, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me.
It means almost nothing to me."
The man then asked, "So God, can I have a million dollars?"
God replied, "In a second."